sorry kids im 800 years old and momma needs a shower/sauna hybrid to function as a living being. maybe pull yourself up by your bootstraps and stop using water on your golf course thats the size of the moon?

[–] largerfather@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why not 29 minutes? that too would save water, energy and time compared to a 30-minute shower. how did they land on 4? i think “19 minutes” would have looked nice too.

[–] largerfather@hexbear.net 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

btw 4 minutes is totally reasonable

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

spoken like a he/him

[–] GreatWhiteNope@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

How much hair do you have and what texture?

This is definitely not doable for me. I’m closer to 10 min for a normal shower, could probably do it in 6 if I tried to be speedy.

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I demand 20 minute showers. There can be no compromise in this fight for dignity.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Uh how can I fit ten minutes of sitting on the floor and crying into a four minute shower