Maybe he should've tried not being 74 in public /s
this post was submitted on 21 May 2024
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He was 38 when he went in - there's some weird chemicals in the Mersey. It's what you get for being downstream of Stockport.
Iโll understand why they made a circular hole in the middle of Stockport high street where people can throw stuff in the culverted river.
fr fr, people are always too quick to rush to the defence of the old and frail
Look at the way he was aged, he was practically asking for it /s
A friend's dad was an actor who appeared on Waterfront Beat in the early 90s. At the end of the episode he had to fall or get pushed into the Mersey. I think they ran out of places on his body for all the jabs required.
When I was in college I got either roundhouse kicked or crescent kicked randomly while walking down the sidewalk by a guy. I yelled at him and said he shamed his master and he replied he thought I would dodge? Man people are wierd. Obviously it was not done with a level of force to cause injury but still.
You can hear this in a whiny nasal Scouse accent
Heh, why Scouse specifically? I don't know jack shit about the regional stereotypes in the UK
Because the Mersey is famous for going through Liverpool
(Although most people don't realise it also skirts Manchester)
Relatable: Skirt Manchester, head for the center of Liverpool.
Any teenager in Liverpool going around dropkicking people will be the worst scally imaginable.
Well he ain't wrong
I just wanna see a Dorner 2.0 do a bunch of robloxes, and then broadcast an apology video 10 minutes later about how he's changed for the better and his actions are in the past