this post was submitted on 21 May 2024
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[โ€“] Draegur@lemm.ee 27 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Maybe he should've tried not being 74 in public /s

[โ€“] Emperor 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He was 38 when he went in - there's some weird chemicals in the Mersey. It's what you get for being downstream of Stockport.

[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 6 months ago

Iโ€™ll understand why they made a circular hole in the middle of Stockport high street where people can throw stuff in the culverted river.

[โ€“] flamingos 9 points 6 months ago

fr fr, people are always too quick to rush to the defence of the old and frail

[โ€“] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Look at the way he was aged, he was practically asking for it /s

[โ€“] Emperor 16 points 6 months ago

A friend's dad was an actor who appeared on Waterfront Beat in the early 90s. At the end of the episode he had to fall or get pushed into the Mersey. I think they ran out of places on his body for all the jabs required.

[โ€“] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago
[โ€“] HubertManne@kbin.social 8 points 6 months ago

When I was in college I got either roundhouse kicked or crescent kicked randomly while walking down the sidewalk by a guy. I yelled at him and said he shamed his master and he replied he thought I would dodge? Man people are wierd. Obviously it was not done with a level of force to cause injury but still.

[โ€“] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You can hear this in a whiny nasal Scouse accent

[โ€“] Emperor 4 points 6 months ago

Worth noting this happened in Warrington.

[โ€“] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Heh, why Scouse specifically? I don't know jack shit about the regional stereotypes in the UK

[โ€“] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Because the Mersey is famous for going through Liverpool

(Although most people don't realise it also skirts Manchester)

[โ€“] GreatAlbatross 1 points 6 months ago

Relatable: Skirt Manchester, head for the center of Liverpool.

[โ€“] Emperor 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Any teenager in Liverpool going around dropkicking people will be the worst scally imaginable.

[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 6 months ago
[โ€“] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Well he ain't wrong

[โ€“] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I just wanna see a Dorner 2.0 do a bunch of robloxes, and then broadcast an apology video 10 minutes later about how he's changed for the better and his actions are in the past