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[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

so-true Assassin's Creed has been un-woked.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

they should both be dressed like the one on the right

if your game's title starts with ass ass i expect to see some ass

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

At least two, that would be the fitting number. The more the merrier though.

Alternative riff: two Samurai wearing that outfit doing the “dashes by each other but you don’t know who struck the blow” Kurosawa thing except they were wearing leotards and were engaging in a different kind of sword fight.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Mark Tremonti and Scott Stapp wearing assless chaps:

Ass ass in Creed

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

G*mers solidarity Boomers

pining over a time when media pandered to them

[–] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i fucking hate skimpy outfits and obnoxiously horny visual design for women in games (and other media), not every woman in a story needs to be a fake-tan mascara-wearing rail-thin-but-with-huge-bazongas-somehow fucktoy. they aren't even hot or cute, they look like lifeless plastic dolls, its unsettling.

[–] machinya@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

i mean, the main reason this type of "representation" appeals to chuds is because the "lifeless plastic doll" part and the rest is just part of the stereotype. it's very hard to find chuds that actually like real women

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Only ever engage with the artificial fantasy, disengages with actual human women because the doll is preferable to being forced to stop being a shit in order to form a real connection,the world improves and devs actually care about appealing to women, “Y R THE WOKE DEVS PORTRAYING A REALISTOC LERSON INSTED KF HORNY BARBIE?!?!?”

As somebody who spends far too much time on video games, I fucking hate every non-leftist else involved in this enjoyably time-wasting pursuit.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

The only reason they wouldn't be satisfied with a sex doll is because sex dolls can't do their laundry

[–] GunslingerSky@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Guy on the left looks like Hasan

[–] GiovaMC1@lemy.lol 4 points 5 months ago
[–] goose@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

10,000 signature petition to have her navel exposed as god intended