Damned if you do, damned if you don't
this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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Girl, you're a fucking dragon. You're hot as fuck, bitch.
I knew I recognized that look.
That's nothing. Breast feeding is the real danger zone.
One time my wife was feeding one of our kids and she said something like, "Damn, these hormones. I don't know why but breast feeding fills me with rage. Like, I could actually stab you with this [points at knitting needle] ."
She wasn't visibly upset. She was calm and cool like she is 99.99% of the time. But the fact that she even mentioned it means I came way closer than I would like to having my nice little nap in the recliner interrupted by a knitting needle to the face.