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[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 73 points 6 months ago

libs really need to stop trying to convince me to vote for trump, i'm not voting at all, stop it

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 66 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The article is just pure fiction.

As a presidential candidate, Trump has threatened to quit NATO unless European allies contribute more, and should he carry it out Europe may decide to go it alone on defense, the game suggests. "A US policy of frustrating NATO has the potential to cause the alliance to collapse, with the EU as a candidate for eventually replacing NATO's ultimate function — defending Europe from Russia," wrote Finley Grimble, the British defense expert who designed and ran the game.

Trump threatened NATO with this, Biden actually got NATO to contribute more and bombed European infrastructure with the destruction of the Nordstream pipeline. The US is NATO, they can even destroy the infrastructure of other NATO members without consequence. The war game obviously did not account for this.

"Ultimately, SACEUR is answerable to the president of the United States," said Grimble. "So he [SACEUR] can start slowing things down, or prevent things from happening. The US can just take the funding from NATO programs and they will collapse."

Yes, because the US is NATO. This is how the military wing/monopoly of imperialism works. Do the people in charge not understand how their own system works?

Some NATO members also quail at the thought that they might actually have to fight Russia without support from America, the most powerful NATO member given the size of its conventional forces and nuclear arsenal. "If I'm Italy, for example, I'm certainly guaranteeing the security of Estonia," Grimble said. "But I'm not really expecting to have to play such a prominent and crucial role in this."

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However, fictional Moscow does launch new offensives in Ukraine. Bereft of US support — which Europe is unable to compensate for — Ukraine feels compelled to sign a peace that cedes eastern Ukraine to Russia and installs a pro-Russian government in Kyiv. Europe faces another problem: fear that Russia might attack NATO is scaring off domestic and international investors, causing European economies to stumble.

This is likely to happen anyways. And the whole point of the Ukraine war is to subjugate and vassalise Europe, and cause their economies to stumble. That is fully intentional from the Biden administration.

By the end of the game, the effects of a US pullback from NATO are global. China realizes that the US has really shifted its focus from Europe to the Pacific, which deters Beijing from invading Taiwan.

Again, this is going to happen anyways and is the US strategy. Win the inter imperial rivalry with Western Europe by vassalising it through the Ukraine war, for a united refocus to China. This is the plan, regardless of who is the president.

Yet at the same time, there was a genuine desire to keep NATO alive. "Many NATO members — except for France mainly — thought post-Trump it could be salvageable," Grimble said. "So it was necessary to keep the US in, keep it together, and rebuild later."

Yes, because again, the US is NATO

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Do the people in charge not understand how their own system works?

The more I see the western leadership's blind floundering around, the more I think that they might actually not understand their own system. We're 30 years out from capitalism "winning" and history "ending" so our leadership doesn't need to understand the flaws and issues of the system, because the system is eternal and unchanging.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

you dont have to understand the system. nobody does. you just have to vote every four years and the system will self-correct and find the best path.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Their grandfathers knew how the system worked but we're a few generations of failsons too deep now

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 63 points 6 months ago

Libs trying to threaten me with a good time

[–] piccolo@hexbear.net 55 points 6 months ago (2 children)

sicko-wistful

Pulling out of NATO might be the most brain dead political stance I've ever heard. Anyone who honestly believes such an action would be a good idea is either a literal traitor or a moron of the highest order.

I'm proud to be a traitor to the US empire

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[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

and i'm a proud moron of the highest order!

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

Maybe for America because they’re the big dog of nato, but any European who leaves nato would be unironically preserving their sovereignty lmfao

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 47 points 6 months ago

Tell me again who's the lesser evil

[–] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How do you simulate one president Vs another in a war game when individual decisions making is so subjective?

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 65 points 6 months ago

They used a LLM trained on cable tv and in the middle of model collapse to simulate dementia

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

I love that track

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

That settles it voting for trump

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

Critical support to big wet boy?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago
[–] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Always knew the "What if?" machine from Futurama was real

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago
[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

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[–] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

How did I only see this now?? waow-based

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 6 months ago

Trump lesser evil candidate??!!