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[–] Frozzie@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Woah. He has become boring. So cool.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He plays disc golf on the weekends and contribes to the Boglehead forums.

Disc golf is a stoner sport and a lot of people into personal finance just hate working lol

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Giving up something that they were clearly passionate for to become the scum of the earth, a lawyer.

[–] Getawombatupya@aussie.zone 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The cocaine isn't going to buy itself.

[–] icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why does the mom become hot on the 3rd pannel?

[–] RobMyBot@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

She kept it for herself for a while and finally gave up on that Guinness World Record of eating the most ice cream in between the 1st panel of a comic and the 3rd panel.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Maybe its time to finally admit to yourself that you have a rich milf kink.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

Because the son is having a good dream about her obviously.

[–] theworstshepard@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 1 year ago

I guess it took a while to work, mom couldn't have lost that much weight that quickly.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago

It's broken. It just got rid of all kind of dreams

[–] Yepthatsme@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So I knew a woman who got divorced and got a big payment and became a drum making shaman who had the demeanor and speech of a valley girl build her artistic shamanic dream home in a destination spot.

The home was hand crafted out of sandbags and barbed wire. It was supposed to take a year but took 7. When it was done it was too hot and too cold and uncomfortable to live in. It was so bad that the building department told her it was a mistake.

She never had any dream catchers around and now that I think about it, one could have probably saved her from that mess.

[–] JimmyDean@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The home was hand crafted out of sandbags and barbed wire.

Yeah, a dream catcher should have caught that and snuffed it out when it was still just a daydream.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a "rammed earth" home, and it also sounds like it wasn't done very well. Taking 7 yrs is pretty nuts, as its supposed to be a "rapid" building technique.

The 1ft+ thick walls should keep it pretty even temperature wise. It's one of its biggest pros, besides being literally dirt cheap.

[–] Tango@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I like how the comic maker chose law as the 'good' field to go into, when it's notoriously next to impossible to find a job in that field

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

I also don't know a lot of people who like lawyers.

The money can be good, and that is about it. Typical Capitalist mindset.

I'd rather there were more musicians in the world.

[–] saddlebag@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

/c/funnyandsad

It’s still cool to have dreams even if you become a lawyer to make a living

[–] sarsaparilyptus@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In this thread, Lemmings demonstrate that if get any denser, they're going to form an event horizon.

[–] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, you weren't joking . Which is probably for the best given the amount of people here who have no idea what a joke is.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Stupid meme, but it would have been more effective if it were only the first and last panels

[–] steakmeout@aussie.zone 0 points 1 year ago

Neocon trash masquerading as comedy.

[–] Numerol@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I know,i know,something is wrong with me,but all i can think of when i see the last panel is: stepmom porn... :(

[–] Deiv@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago
[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well than there's something wrong with at least 2 of us

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I guess you just watch too much porn.