this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
265 points (97.2% liked)

LinkedinLunatics

3470 readers
1 users here now

A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
csm10495@sh.itjust.works
265
Marriage is like.. (i.ibb.co)
submitted 6 months ago by EfreetSK@lemmy.world to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works
12 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
top 12 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Doombot1@lemmy.one 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But we need to know what it taught him about B2B sales!

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 46 points 6 months ago

When the other business says no, don’t give up. Take your ring and find literally anyone else on the beach so you recoup something for your investment.

Probably.

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 months ago

LinkedIn is such garbage

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You ever play Subnautica? You know how some characters are given to using business lingo in their personal lives? The business lesbian in that one audio log in the first game and the doucheboss in the second? Apparently that shit's real.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My friend has been trying to get me to play Subnautica for years.

Dumbass never told me there was a business lesbian in the game!

Not really joking...

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago

  1. Play Subnautica, it's great. Go in as blind as possible.

  2. To be more accurate it's either an "everyone's pan in the future" setting or there's at least one business bisexual. There is a recording of two women, one dumping the other, so she can spend more time with "That dumb guy and his dumb robot suit." The sequel features at least two homosexual relationships and one heterosexual one; there's a guy who mentions his husband a few times, a couple of women who sorta pair off, and a man wrestling with his relationship with his wife and daughter. None of these are major plot points to either game.

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

this has GOT to be a joke, I am cracking tf up 🤣

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

That woman is completely done with this photo shoot.

[–] herescunty@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/bryanshankman_sales-b2bsales-salestips-activity-7191124158020255745-scH0

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Why does Marriage not believe in LinkedIn?

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I liked this one

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Man i wanna read that shitpost