this post was submitted on 01 May 2024
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No foul language - i.e. French ๐Ÿคฎ

Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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[โ€“] Emperor 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure any self-rspecting, Pith helmet-wesring, pro-Empire doggie would say "big ass" - "whopping" perhaps (as "large arsed" doesn't quite translate perfectly).

[โ€“] flamingos 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would've gone for "absolute unit" myself, but this meme was clearly made by one of those tea-wasting traitors.

[โ€“] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 months ago

A "heckin chonker" perhaps

[โ€“] Blackmist 5 points 6 months ago

If that diamond was really important to them, they'd have invented gunpowder to keep us away from it.

The real treasure is the modes of repression we brought home from the colonies.

[โ€“] antidote101@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

...and that Chinese lapdog named looty, which was given to the queen. Look it up, really suggest looting with a big part of the cultural.

It is after all where the tradition of drinking tea came from, and why porcelain is called "China".