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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You shove a knife in it, twist, and cut it out in chunks.

[–] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Ah, the Bobbitt technique!

(Does he really expect us to believe there was a hot dog under the sofa?)

[–] Delusional@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Well he should've purchased a Carber hotdog vacuum.

[–] 44razorsedge@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Switch the vacuum from "SUCK" to "BLOW". Or use the corkscrew. No, definitely use the corkscrew.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Perhaps a corkscrew inserted into the tip of the hotdog?

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Broomstick.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Does anyone know how to get a broomstick out of an anus? Asking for a tiny faced friend.