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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 58 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sovcits are adult infants. They want all the power and luxury of the modern world but without any sort responsibility.

[–] Australis13@fedia.io 27 points 4 months ago

Calling them adult infants is being too generous. They're narcissists.

[–] viking@infosec.pub 5 points 4 months ago

Doesn't "adult" imply being mature?

I'd rather call them poorly aged infants.

[–] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 55 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thaaaats hilarious. “Oh well if he isn’t here, warrant!” More judges need to just.. do that.

These people are going to waste time anyway, might as well make it hurt so they think twice.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Bold of you to assume they thought the first time let alone this making them think a second time.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 51 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I love it. They said they weren't the corporation BOB, they were the natural human man called Bob, and the judge said "fine if Bob isn't here I'm issuing a bench warrant for his dumb ass.".

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Judges just find sovcits adorable.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

The process servers must go out in the county and go bobbing for BOBs, which isn't cheap.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I’ve been missing the multiple daily sovcit mouth diarrhea posts. You been okay, OP?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Hey I've been sick all month and am behind in general on everything. Absolutely exhausted. Thanks for asking.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Understood. I’m sorry to hear.

Although, I will say we’re all terribly offended you taking screenshots on Facebook and sharing them on lemmy wasn’t at the top of your priority list. Rude.

(Jk, hope things calm down for you and you get back to feeling 100%.)

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

I normally am way more on top of these things lol. Thank you!

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried telling the sick you do not consent to joinder with it?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I notified the bureau of alloidial titles and they didn't answer me. Don't understand why.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Well, there's your problem, you have to have someone bury you up to your neck in 1099-A affidavits of collodiality, then contact the Bureau! Then some rest and a cup of tea.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

Some people have to learn things the hard way.

And then there's these idiots.

[–] Faildini@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just read the phrase "in which" so many times it doesn't even sound like English anymore.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

Wanted me to identify in which i asked what his RAS was for a crime i committed?

The grammar throughout this rant is mind boggling. No wonder they couldn't represent themselves in court

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So those people just throw away their IDs and expect to dodge all jurisdictions?

And when it inevitably fails they just ask for help on Facebook because where else.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

The trick is to say "in which" a lot.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Dude needs to be contacting lawyers not asking on facebook

[–] dynamojoe@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Naah, it's more fun this way.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Why sometimes other sovcits will go to court and act as lawyers for the sovcit needing one, even though they aren't lawyers. https://www.chronline.com/stories/woman-accused-of-practicing-law-in-lewis-county-without-license-faces-felonies,313384

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Oh, it's much worse when they find one, because then...the state bar association has to get involved. Horror.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago
[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

To be fair the guy was just minding his own business biking!

spoiler/s

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

As a concerned citizen, I only need to know, is the mini-bike ok?