Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
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Shutup baby, i know it
Do a flip!
Just reminded of my true favorite:
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
Daffodils.
"I can guarantee you anything you want."
Me, Bender.
I'm back baby!
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force.
I've got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they're gone.
Bender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
Shut up baby I know it
I say this week the time. Often when my girlfriend complements me.
I should be better at accepting complements.
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
Bite my shiny metal ass
Fry: "For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own."
Bender: "We all feel like that all the time. You don't hear us gassing on about it."
Here's your peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!
"Shampoo doesn't expire, baby!" is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.
I am bender. Please, insert girder.
I'll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!
You know what? Forget X
Leela cracked corn, and I don't care
Fry cracked corn, I still don't care
Bender cracked corn and he is great
Take that you stupid corn!
It's toe-tappingly tragic.