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Paw Patrol’s Rubble seriously injured in accident, Ryder accused of not following safety regulations (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by tattletaletimes@lemmy.world to c/tattletaletimes@lemmy.world

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Sources close to the situation claim that Ryder, the team’s leader, had been neglecting safety regulations, leaving Rubble and other members vulnerable to accidents on the job. An anonymous dalmatian source expressed concern, stating, “It was like a ticking time bomb. We all knew it was only a matter of time before a serious injury occurred.” Another anonymous German shepherd source added, “The moment Rubble fell into the hole, Ryder went into full cover-up mode. He instructed us to remain silent and threatened to kick us off the team if we reported the safety violations. It was quite frightening.”

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[–] Joep@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

child labor, dogs running backhoes, helicopters, and garbage trucks. Just watching this show would give an OSHA inspector an aneurysm

[–] Skepticpunk@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I like how every single writer on your website posted like 6 articles on April 16. Totally not ChatGPT-generated slop.

[–] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Hey, I'm sorry you don't like the website.

April 16th was the day I pushed the my staging version of the website i had been working on to production. I changed up the wordpress theme to a leaner one to get faster page loads. I didn't realize it set the publish date to all that same day. The true article publish dates are in the URLs of the articles. I'll see if i can fix them. I try to publish a new article about once a week, time permitting.

Here's the wayback machine from last year of the old website design and dates: https://web.archive.org/web/20231109020506/https://www.tattletaletimes.com/

Open to any other places for improvement as i'm learning along the way with this project. thanks, Joe @ TattletaleTimes