What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that underwent plastic surgery?
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2024
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I don't know, what?
One's a crusty bus station, the other a busty crustacean.
Hahaha . .. get out
Bro can I just break off a piece of some of that mass transit
Yes but it comes with chavs, alcoholism and baked beans
I’m sold, not sure what beans are though, are those like mini sea slugs?
No crab
I guess everything really does become crabs over time.
What city is this in?
Wigan, North West England. Good at Rugby League and Pies.
If it was in North America, the cynic in me would wonder if that was added to scare small kids and make going to the bus station a struggle so parents would be pushed towards buying a car.
But my guess is it's somewhere in Europe. I'm not great at that Google streets map guessing game, but I'd be sticking a pin in a random location in the Netherlands and hoping the result is close so I could say, "I knew it!"
TIHI
Attack its weak point for massive damage
What is this, historically accurate?