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The cat does exercise everyday though, they just have an optimal workout/recovery split.
Sigh, I still haven’t figured this out
Sleep 20 hours a day
Run 4 hours straight, from 2am to 6am is the ideal time.
I keep trying but my boss keeps waking me up saying things like “I’m going to fire your lazy ass” and “why is my wife under your desk?”
I just do what the nice lady in the app tells me to