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[–] DODOKING38@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I already have plastic in my balls

[–] 5wim@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's where pee is stored idiot

[–] SyntaxErrorLine0@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can't store as much pee as you get older and it fills with plastic. This is how getting older works.

[–] 5wim@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 months ago

Oh I thought it benign prostatic hyperplasia but you're telling me my balls are turning ping pong GREAT