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[–] teft@lemmy.world 48 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Just call 0121-824-0432 and they’ll fix your twig and berries.

[–] Emperor 15 points 5 months ago

Anyone tried the number? I'm asking for a friend.

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's the old number, the new one is 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

So easy to remember

[–] echodot 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I used to work in a print shop, we made things like business cards and stuff, and we used to use that as our lorem ipsum of phone numbers.

Although because we're not savages like you are we used to write it correctly 0118 999 881 999 119 725 ... 3

[–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Did it actually fit? I always fill in that number if a website dares to ask my phone number and often packages arrive with the number not fully on it. Only jlcpcb got close and just misses the 3 haha

[–] echodot 0 points 5 months ago

Well it was just text so it was just kinda small.

[–] david 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No no no, it's 0118 999 88199 9119 725
3. It's very clear from the song.