That's when you start keeping a roll of electrical tape in the car and covering your lens when you're on the job. "Want me to do this shit? Pay me more; you don't pay me to be a rent-a-cop."

...Then keep taping the shit over anyway

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Me on my shift at Target

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago

SUP

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

What’s crazy is I don’t know of any police department in the US that gives guys bullpups, so this guy specifically bought this as his duty rifle lmfao

[–] D61@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Give yourself some plausible deniability, just a bit of oil on the lens and some dust/powdered makeup/etc should be enough.

"Oh, no! I didn't know that I wiped baby oil and bellybutton lint on the camera lens. I'm sorry!"

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oooh, based; that's some Sabotage Manual-level shit

[–] D61@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Its like dropping belly button lint into a urine sample cup during a drug test.

Will it contaminate the sample and make the results invalid? I don't know but it couldn't hurt.