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    submitted 5 months ago by zephyr@lemmy.world to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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    I found out that this tool http://www.convertlit.com/ provides a program with a funny name. I wonder if there are similar programs with offensive names or puns like this one. For example, I remember reading a fortune output saying something along the lines of

    man Why did you get divorced? 
man: Too many arguments.

    And of course, there is the cliche touch grass.

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    [โ€“] jxk@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

    Here you go: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html

    (% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell)
 
% "How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface?
Unmatched ".
 
% rm congressional-ethics
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent
 
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
 
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
 
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
 
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
 
%make love
Make:  Don't know how to make love.  Stop.
 
% sleep with me
bad character
 
% got a light?
No match.
 
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
 
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
 
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
 
% sh
 
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending
 
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
 
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
 
 
Or, in a System V (att) universe:
 
$ cat "can of food"
cat: cannot open can of food
    [โ€“] Vivendi@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

    Jimmy Hoffa? How fucking old is this? Was this written on a vacuum tube powered mini?