Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

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[OC] Greek yogurt with frozen blueberries and sriracha (reddthat.com)

submitted 5 months ago by ValenThyme@reddthat.com to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social

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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why would plain yogurt be useless in smoothies? Isn't flavoring it with any fruit you put in the whole point?

Also, why do you hate yourself?

[–] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 1 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I was told by the smoothie eaters that it's too tangy and not sweet enough and they prefer vanilla regular yogurt to greek yogurt.

while it wasn't good it was edible enough to finish which is not the case for all of my experiments!

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 5 months ago

You know, most people would likely solve that problem by throwing in some extra honey or agave nectar, but you do you.

[–] olutukko@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

too thick? water. not sweet enough? sugar.

I don't think your smoothie people know their shit

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

I was told by the smoothie eaters that it’s too tangy and not sweet enough and they prefer vanilla regular yogurt to greek yogurt.

They don't know what they're talking about. Taste-wise, Greek yogurt is just thicker than regular yogurt, and plain yogurt simply doesn't have the sweeteners and flavors added.

You can easily modify that yourself by adding sweetener of choice and whatever flavoring you like, such as vanilla extract. Just do it to taste and you'll be fine for smoothies.