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‘It’s time we put a felon in the White House,’ California sheriff says (www.yahoo.com)

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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Women, Asian and Pacific islander people are all normal. I propose a woman like that who is normal, who multiracial and LGBT. Usually mommas know what is best for the kids. So why not the ultimate love momma? You mess with us and we'll f-u up. You work with us and we'll love you to pieces. So I propose momma bear. Even better if she's well educated with a medical PhD and...but I mean, why not a hotel maid? My mom was a hotel maid and she's got the best heart and mind you'll ever meet. Don't need a PhD to be president.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago

Usually mommas know what is best for the kids. So why not the ultimate love momma? You mess with us and we’ll f-u up. You work with us and we’ll love you to pieces. So I propose momma bear.

Wasn't that Palin's shtick?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Women, Asian and Pacific islander people are all normal.

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Don’t need a PhD to be president.

Not holding our leaders to a higher standard is how we got here. I want my leader to be much smarter than me.