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Mom Driven Insane by Blippi Screams ‘So Much to Learn About, Makes You Wanna Shout. Shoot Me!’
(lemmy.world)
In what can only be described as a desperate cry for help, local mother of two, Karen Torrance, has reached the breaking point after enduring her 32nd consecutive Blippi video. Blippi, the beloved children’s YouTube sensation and his stupid orange and blue beret, has all but broken parents throughout the world.
Sources close to the family reveal that the tipping point came during yet another rendition of the “Excavator Song,” when Torrance grabbed her son’s iPad and threw it like a frisbee against the wall and screamed “So much to learn about, makes you wanna shout. Shoot me!”
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I feel like more people need to know you're not just memeing. Idk how a dude who did that on video on the Internet gets not only allowed to make children's content, but becomes one of the biggest children's entertainers in the world. My kid watched a few of these n my that boy ain't right sense was tingling the whole time to where I decided to do some research on him n found out about the aforementioned video, and his attempts to hide it from the world. Fuck Blippy.