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Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men

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[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago (3 children)

How do you prove your sexuality to others?

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You have to make out with the bartender for 5 minutes and then they check to see whether you've gotten a boner or not.

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

But if I don't get one, how do they know if I'm hetero or just asexual?

[–] shuzuko@midwest.social 13 points 5 months ago

Asexual people don't exist in MAGALand, silly!

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world -2 points 5 months ago

It's a male bartender

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You have to stare at the bar tender's gaping arsehole for 30 seconds without getting an erection. It's the only way to be sure.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Next month: pink eye awareness month!

Edit: Court ordered pink eye awareness month

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The bartender sucks your dick and if you don't cum then you get a free beer.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Hell yeah I knew my performance anxiety would come in handy someday