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[–] Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

How will I threaten my child to brush their teeth now?

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well now you can pull one out whenever it starts getting yellow and regrow it. It won't take many for him to start brushing.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jesus. 😱 How long do you think it takes to regrow a child?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At least 9 months. Trying to speed this up might make it slower, but it won't make it happen any quicker.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Is that what happened to Musk, Trump, Putin, etc.? They got decanted from the tubes too soon? I mean, that makes sense, but why not just let it wither on the vine at that point? Shareholder pressure? Curious.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well, I was quoting RFC 1925, the twelve networking truths....

(2) No matter how hard you push and no matter what the priority, you can't increase the speed of light.

  • (2a) (corollary). No matter how hard you try, you can't make a baby in much less than 9 months. Trying to speed this up might make it slower, but it won't make it happen any quicker.

https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc1925

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Peer pressure should fix this shortly.