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[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Went to that Twitter account to self harm on the clock. Here are other highlights:

BREAKING: New reporting indicates that President Biden has significantly decreased inflation, including decreasing prices for groceries and gas.

Doesn't even know that less inflation is different from deflation

BREAKING: Due to President Biden’s hard work on lowering costs, Costco’s new Finance Chief has announced $1.50 hot dogs are here to stay.

Reader added context:

Costco's $1.50 combo is a strategic decision, known as a loss-leader: The company is willing to lose money selling the hot dogs at that price as long as it helps Costco draw in and retain customers

And then some shit that credits biden for peace talks (which instreal rejected!) and ignores his support for genocide). I can't look at this lib shit any longer

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

Deeply unserious and insufferable. agony-deep

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
  1. I love your name.

  2. I'm not terminally online enough to understand anything about what your comment means. Can you please explain for me?

  3. All hotdogs are disgusting

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Thank you comrade!