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What is your loo roll of choice? (lemm.ee)

submitted 5 months ago by FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee to c/askuk

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Lavatory paper, toilet tissue, bog roll, bumwad, arse wipe, shit tickets; we all need it but I can't find a good one for a reasonable price.

Obviously I don't want the tracing paper you get in a public toilet, but it seems a waste to pay for the quadruple-velvet perfume-soaked premium nonsense. Supermarket own brand is soft enough but tends to fall apart. Who Gives A Crap is environmentally friendly but their basic stuff disintegrates immediately and their premium stuff is even more expensive than the fancy Andrex.

And no, there's no room for a bidet.

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[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hey, if you have a lord of the manor, quart comes from your measurement system!

[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

We've managed to cut the crazy units down to a handful just for special occasions