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Why did god want the pope shot?
"God works in mysterious ways"
God wanted a popemobile. Q.E.D.
What does God need with a ~~starship~~ popemobile?
Quantum Electrodynamics
Quantum Erectile Dysfunction: I swear it's hard when you're not directly observing it.
To teach him that dignitaries on display are vulnerable to snipers
To make him holy
Probably for covering up all those pedophiles.