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Trump demands drug test for Biden ahead of first debate (thehill.com)

submitted 5 months ago by Emperor to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Former President Trump said he wants President Biden to be drug-tested before their first debate.

“I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said at the Minnesota Republican Party’s Lincoln Reagan Dinner Friday. “I am, no I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union, he was high as a kite.”

Trump has previously stated in a radio interview that Biden was “all jacked up” at the beginning of his State of the Union address, as well as “higher than a kite.”

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (4 children)

How about we just fill them both with amphetamines right before the debate? Would make it entertaining at least.

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 6 points 5 months ago

Add some clown noses and boxing gloves and I'm in.

[–] suction@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I mean Trump Jr. is definitely using the powder room before going on stage, I wouldn't be surprised if some of Donnie's mishaps on stage are also due to his brain being under the influence.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Trump: is as usual.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

The Flakka Debate