Another CYOA (Choose your own adventure) for my fellow Hexbears.
Pick one option.
I probably would choose the Diner. Since free and good food sounds amazing.
this post was submitted on 20 May 2024
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Loft: free housing and utilities; no clear downsides
Diner: infinite free food; no clear downsides
Hotel: free temporary housing; unclear limitations on length of stay; implied risk of Shining-style shenanigans from guests
Shop: scope of shop stock and allowable "purchases" unclear; potentially infinite garbage
Forest: infinite free food; guaranteed restful sleep; time freezing outside while passing inside presumably causes you to age and die at least 33% faster relative to those outside if you sleep there every night
Library: access to knowledge in "known universe" presumably limits scope to things that a human of earth already knows; learning requires unassisted research; similar temporal risks to forest coupled with explicit risk of being lost in extra-planar space.