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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 47 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Satire? I feel like this has to be satire.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 89 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 70 points 6 months ago (1 children)

People... What a bunch of bastards

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] teft@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It’s a quote from The IT Crowd.

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You were supposed to reply, I've met enough of them

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Taking jokes from a TV series about Aspis too seriously has to be meta humor.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

She said I was artistic.

[–] Nithanim@programming.dev 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My dad is one of them. Always says that stuff does not matter. I once asked him if he followed the instructions closely and said yes. I did not believe him and so asked every point in the list individually. For every every instruction he told me that he didn't do that.

[–] USSEthernet@startrek.website 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The amount of people that don't read instructions is ridiculous. They exist for a reason. I always read every manual for everything. Every car I've had, I read the manual front to back. My turtle's new fancy water filter, read it front to back. Furniture, tech, anything, you name it. I guess I'M the outlier so I must be the weird one.

I've literally had to write documentation at work for a single step procedure for help desk. It consisted of me screenshotting something, circling a button in red with a red arrow pointing to it because our help desk people are incompetent.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de -3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

this is the state of culinary education in most of the western world, people can't cook for shit and will somehow burn spaghetti in a pot of water.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 8 points 6 months ago

Culinary education? You can't eat education, man!

[–] BakedGoods@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nothing wrong with the culinary education. The problem is that it doesn't happen. Thank private education for that.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're, right? None of the public schools I or my siblings attended thought that stuff.

[–] BakedGoods@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

In my country, before privatisation, cooking and home economics was taught thoroughly.