okmatewanker

These lads come in two kinds:

• The strongest man alive: The person you get when you book a moving service. Is somehow able to move your fridge, washing machine and brick collection in one go. Makes you think about going to the gym despite them looking like they've never been to one.
• The human tortoise: The single most inflexible person to ever live. They fell on their back once and all four emergence services had to come out for the rescue.