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Senior dev be like... (programming.dev)

submitted 4 months ago by 0x0@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It is to their advantage to ~~be~~ act surprised, therefore they are "surprised", see? This was your "opportunity" to show how dedicated you are the company, having worked all weekend long...

[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago

It isn't particularly hard to call this out. Just say "I haven't done anything since Friday." And leave it at that.

Be comfortable with silence.