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submitted 6 months ago by 0x0@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Does a lot happen between an EOD standup, and the morning standup? Pick a lane lol

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well yea, plenty happens between 1700 and 0900. That is why the 15 min standup takes 30 min.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 7 points 6 months ago

You are fortunate that it takes "only" 30 minutes.

[–] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They need to have full calendars so that they look productive. Those meetings are for them, not for you. You still have to attend tho.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Got to hate those meeting where you are marked as optional but you are required to attend.

[–] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

And the ones where you have to discuss what's coming up in the next meeting. Meetings about meetings. We call them metameetings.