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It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....
(tesseract.dubvee.org)
More of a sysadmin humor, but there's not really a community for that, and from what I've seen here, there's plenty of overlap.
Note: This is just a drill, but it did happen last weekend.
Last time it was the data team.
"We'll just modify this Elastic Search template and not tell anyone. It'll be fine and no one will even notice ."
Wrong, dipshits! Everything was not fine and lots of people noticed.
It was a Saturday, but I was on-call when Networking shit the bed. One of the main trunk lines degraded and they took almost five minutes to switchover to backup 'cuz their automated degredation monitoring was on a five-minute interval. XD