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Daily discussion thread: ⚔️ Friday, May 3, 2024 (aussie.zone)
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[–] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

There is manflu in the house. An ambulance and some sorcerous chicken soup please.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

🚑🦴🐛🐸🍄🐣🥣

[–] Baku@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

23 minute response time. Tsk tsk tsk, bacumblance

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Services are all underfunded at the moment, be grateful you got a response at all and didn't get your breakfast ramped for 4 hours.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago

No kidding. I’ve never had to call one in reality but bloody hope someone properly slept and paid is available if that happens.

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Steak (medium rare, please), with mushroom sauce, veggies and a glass of 2017 Barossa Shiraz. Please and thank you!

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

🥩🍄🥦🥕🥬🍷

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 3 points 6 months ago

Delightful, thank you!

[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lots of eggplant please. Make it bland and soggy

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago

🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A crab and a pineapple please.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago

🦀🍍

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

An apple please.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 6 months ago

🍎

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Could I please have a samosa with tamarind sauce but also the mint and coriander chutney.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago

🥟🫛🌿🪴

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I’ll have some cake please. Nothing fancy, no frosting, just plane.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago

✈️

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 6 months ago

🥧

[–] numberfour002@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I’ll have some cake please. Nothing fancy, no frosting, just plane.

Unless your life insurance policy is all paid up and your Earthly affairs are in order, I hope it's not a Boeing.