Image description: four panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A man walks after the witch character through her apartment filles with crystals. He says, "Wow, you do have many crystals!" 2. Panel: She answers, "They're for protection mostly." 3. Panel: THey stand in front of a giant crystal that has the shape of male genitals. The man says, "What does this one protect you from?" 4. Panel: She says, "Frustration."
(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-04-07) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.
A note on safety: don’t use porous rocks (and many rocks are more porous than you think) as sex toys! They’ll harbor bacteria and lead to an infection.
Alternatively, if you do use rock dildos clean them with a flame thrower. Then go buy a real sex toy. 😁