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The true idol of the story (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/lotrmemes@midwest.social

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[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yup. Basically:

Ring: I can make you into a great warrior. Like the old Elvish lords who commanded great armies!

Sam: That's absurd, I'm obviously not cut out for that lmao

Ring: Uhhh...oh I got one. You see that mountain? You could turn all of that into a beautiful garden, and the land around can be beautiful meadows. You'd be the greatest gardener ever!

Sam: I can't manage a garden that large on my own, I'd need a whole army of gardeners doing the work for me. And if people are gardening for me, that's no fun. Thank you kindly, Mr One Ring, Sir, but I don't think I'll be needing your services. My little garden is good enough for little old Sam.

Ring: I can't fucking deal with this guy, I give up.