Life is not an action movie. If that actually happened I wouldn't be blindly throwing myself in the middle of a group of armed/dangerous guys. I'd be calling the cops (they're more trained than I am to handle the situation) and freak out hoping nothing bad happens to her.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago (3 children)

they're more trained than I am to handle the situation

Whoa bold assumption there bud. You might want to recheck your math on that one.

[–] Bill@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Unless he's not American

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 7 points 6 months ago

In America you just stop by the next gas station and buy a ton of explosives and a machine gun with 30 filled magazines. Then you grab a jerrycan of gasoline and some lighters and the cashier wishes you a nice evening on your party.

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