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Can I Put it in my Ass? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
 

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Damn imagine putting mercury up there. I don't think your sphincter could hold it

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

If the dildo were chilled to -40°...

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But then your body heat would slowly melt it and lube yourself with heavy poison

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, there are worse ways to go.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Like trying to get an abortion in a red state?

Heyooo!!!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

Nooo, please don't remind me of politics (Although funny comment I admit)

[–] nymwit@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

hey it says "in" not "up". Just gotta lay down or maybe go inverted.