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Speedrun timers on self checkouts (lemm.ee)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by flashgnash@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Am I the only one who gets to the self checkout and is compelled to finish as soon as humanly possible?

Imagine if there was a speedrun timer on them and a leaderboard

Would make boring everyday life a little more interesting

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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dude fucking dives into a store, grabs a pack of gum mid air, scans it as he's falling, drops his WiFi credit card close enough to the reader, transaction finishes before he hits the ground.

A new shopping any% WR, 2.563s.

I can't wait for the summoning salt video.

[–] TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Do Wi-Fi credit cards come with free internet?