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[–] Juice@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

            
              Its Java and this is a personal project. Might as well say, "loving you is like developing an api for an insurance company. I can't bear to touch you without two drinks and a subscription to jetbrains" This is how relationships end up on the garbage heap.