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submitted 7 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I have a rainbow computer with only one monitor. Am I not a software engineer?

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

34+ inch ultra wide screens get a pass.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Naah, just a 27 inch regular monitor.

[–] miridius@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Mate get yourself a second one, you'll never go back

[–] summerof69@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

Well of course, my screens are in front of me.

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Software engineer with smol pp

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

Please don’t share such secrets in a public forum.

[–] smeg 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Unless it's one of those ultra wides, how do you get any work done if you can only see one screen worth of code and things that help the code?

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe, I am not that good of a software engineer. Probably, why I don’t get jobs, despite thinking that I did well for the interview?

[–] smeg 1 points 7 months ago

It's the only possible explanation