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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

My wife puts her phone in the dick hole (no idea what it's called) when she has her hands full

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Buffalobuffalo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago

My wife named hers 'Orange Julius'

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

It’s called the vagina.