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A Nigerian woman reviewed some tomato puree online. Now she faces jail (www.cnn.com)

submitted 8 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Doxanarchy@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago (4 children)

He's only 39 with a 40 year old image 🤔

[–] JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

The woman being harassed by this company and the police is the only that's 39. The article doesn't mention the founder's age, and he definitely looks older than 39 from a quick search.

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago

He worked hard in utero. /#neverstophustling

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

He’s only 39 with a 40 year old image

Lol, great catch! I totally missed that.

EDITED TO ADD: It was the lady who was 39, not the guy suing her. My bad. I should probably just go ahead and revisit Hooked on Phonics now because I can't fucking read, lol.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

He got the idea for a tomato purée company when he was still in the womb