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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What are the odds the food owner has a good friend at the ol’ Nigerian Justice Department.

This whole thing is bullshit on top of bullshit.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 26 points 8 months ago

Almost 100%, The justice dept is behaving in such an over the top way here, it’s either that or they just want to demonstrate how they themselves can get away with mistreating a citizen.