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Video Shows First Neuralink Patient Playing Mario Kart With His Mind (futurism.com)
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[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 32 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, all of this news sounds cool, but I'm skeptical when all we hear is good things, especially after such tumultuous monkey trials.

I'm just waiting for a whistle blower to dump a bunch of evidence a decade from now showing all the horrific Unit 731- esque shit they're currently covering up in the name of science. But by that point we'll be receiving all our news directly into our cerebral cortex using "Musk-X" brand implants, so it will never be seen or reported on. And yes, even the poors have them; their units are subsidized by the unavoidable ads being drilled directly into their subconscious.

All you folks with kids have such a bright future for them to look forward to!

[–] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Musk-X", dying monkeys... this is all sounding a little familiar...