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It’s just water in a can. How did Liquid Death become a billion-dollar brand? (www.nbcnews.com)

submitted 8 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Bro's talking about "texture" for sparkling water, how dare you not take him seriously?

[–] rab@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

Lol fuck off have you tried it? If you did a blind taste test of carbonated waters you would easily be able to tell what I mean

[–] yoz@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

🤣🤣🤣 There's a reason Facebook apple liquid death are billion dollar companies and the reason are guys like him who love the texture of carbonated water 🤣🤣🤣

[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

It must be exhausting to be so much smarter than everyone else. It's certainly exhausting from the outside.

[–] yoz@aussie.zone -2 points 8 months ago

😪