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[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Their flavored seltzers are absolutely repulsive, and I say this as a huge seltzer drinker

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

They taste more mineral water than seltzer water to me. Much more similar to a Perrier than a LaCroix. To me, at least, this means they taste fine cold, but start to go off pretty quick as it heats up and flattens. So, they have the same problem I have with Perrier, in that they're in larger containers and thus more prone to getting warm before you finish it.

[–] SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

Agreed. Polar or Waterloo is where it's at.