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Ohio Chick-fil-A owner allegedly drove 400 miles to abuse teen (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 7 months ago by Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dudes got way more restraint than nearly anyone I know.

No way in hell my first thought (or at least ultimately deciding) is to call the cops, I'm grabbing the baseball bat and beating some wholesale ass on the attempted rapist who's trying shit with my child.

No hate against the father though, you really don't have any clue what you will do unless it happens to you. And his way is the least likely to result in either him or his child getting hurt, which ultimately is the real goal.

Get your shit together, Ohio...

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Understandable, but beating the dude to death would mean losing your own freedom, and your newly-traumatized daughter losing her dad.