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Sometimes you really need that vodka shot when things go wrong in the database (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 8 months ago by reboot6675@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Gosh I hope you took some creative liberties with that story... a coworker having a loaded gun at the office would be creepy as fuck - even if it was just in support of a joke.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I made it up from another joke.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago

That gives me great comfort.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The 90s were a different time. Believe me, I used to work Dell tech support in the Win9x days…